It's the Spring of 1961 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.  He's a pretty
hip guy with his own car.  When he goes to the front door, the girl's father
answers and invites him in.  "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have
a seat?" he says.

"That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning
to do.  Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda
shop or to the drive-in.

Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all
the kids are doing it..."  Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to
Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.

"Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw
all night if we let her!"  Well, this just about makes Bobby's eyes light
up, and his plans for the evening begin to look pretty good.  A few
minutes later Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and
announces that she's ready to go.  Almost breathless with anticipation,
Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door
behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED 
THE TWIST!!!"