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LEWINSKY BLOWS HER TOP!


AP -- Washington, DC -- Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, 
countered President Clinton's firm denial:

"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my
mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft,
that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face.

"This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am
at my best. I have faced harder things in the past, and I know what is
coming. I will meet this challenge the only way I know how: head on.

"I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again. No one
will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she
quit before the job was done. I will work non-stop and fight this, blow
by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not be
stained by it.

"Thank you."

Monica Lewinsky


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