FOR GUYS 
The 5 toughest questions women ask (and the answers)...

1 -  "What are you thinking?"
2 -  "Do you love me?"
3 -  "Do I look fat?"
4 -  "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 -  "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is
guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce
if the man does not answer properly, which is to say
dishonestly.  For example:

1 -  "What are you thinking?"  The proper answer to this
question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive,
dear.  I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful,
caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and
what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this
statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy
was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one
of five things:
 a -  Baseball
 b -  Football
 c -  How fat you are.
 d -  How much prettier she is than you.
 e -  How he would spend the insurance money if you died.

According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this
stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With
Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg.  "If I wanted
you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."
The other questions also have only one right answer but many
wrong answers...

2 -  "Do you love me?"  The correct answer to this question
is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more
elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear."  Wrong answers
include:
 a -  I suppose so.
 b -  Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
 c -  That depends on what you mean by "love".
 d -  Does it matter?
 e -  Who, me?

3 -  "Do I look fat?"  The correct male response to this
question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of
course not" and then quickly leave the room.  Wrong answers
include:
 a -  I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin
      either.
 b -  Compared to what?
 c -  A little extra weight looks good on you.
 d -  I've seen fatter.
 e -  Could you repeat the question?  I was thinking about
      your insurance policy.

4 -  "Do you think she's prettier than me?"  The "she" in
the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were
starring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident
or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the
correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong
answers include:
 a -  Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
 b -  I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
 c -  Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
 d -  Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
 e -  Could you repeat the question?  I was thinking about
      your insurance policy.

5 -  "What would you do if I died?"  Correct answer: 
"Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life
would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl
myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza
truck that came my way."  This might be the stupidest
question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following
stupid joke:

"Dear," said the wife.  "What would you do if I died?" "Why,
dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband.  "Why
do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" 
persevered the wife. "No, of course not, dear" said the
husband. "Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of
course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?"
said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a
long pause. "Well yes, I suppose I would."  replied the
husband. "I see," said the wife indignantly."  And would you
let her wear my old clothes?" "I suppose, if she wanted to"
said the husband. "Really," said the wife icily.  "And would
you take down the pictures of me and replace them with
pictures of her?" "Yes.  I think that would be the correct
thing to do." "Is that so?"  said the wife, leaping to her
feet.  "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs,
too." "Of course not, dear," said the husband.  "She is
left-handed."