HAIKU ERROR MESSAGES:


   Three things are certain:
   Death, taxes, and lost data.
   Guess which has occurred.

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   Everything is gone;
   Your life's work has been destroyed.
   Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

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   Windows NT crashed.
   I am the Blue Screen of Death.
   No one hears your screams.

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   Seeing my great fault
   Through darkening blue windows.
   I begin again...

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   The code was willing,
   It considered your request,
   But the chips were weak.

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   Printer not ready.
   Could be a fatal error.
   Have a pen handy?

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   A file that big?
   It might be very useful.
   But now it is gone.

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   Errors have occurred.
   We won't tell you where or why.
   Lazy programmers.

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   Server's poor response
   Not quick enough for browser.
   Timed out, plum blossom.

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   Chaos reigns within.
   Reflect, repent, and reboot.
   Order shall return.

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   Login incorrect.
   Only perfect spellers may
   enter this system.

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   This site has been moved.
   We'd tell you where, but then we'd
   have to delete you.

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   wind catches lily
   scatt'ring petals to the wind:
   segmentation fault

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   ABORTED effort:
   Close all that you have.
   You ask way too much.

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   First snow, then silence.
   This thousand dollar screen dies
   so beautifully.

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   With searching comes loss
   and the presence of absence:
   "My Novel" not found.

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   The Tao that is seen
   Is not the true Tao, until
   You bring fresh toner.

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   The Web site you seek
   cannot be located but
   endless others exist.

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   Stay the patient course
   Of little worth is your ire.
   The network is down.

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   A crash reduces
   your expensive computer
   to a simple stone.

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   There is a chasm
   of carbon and silicon
   the software can't bridge.

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   Yesterday it worked.
   Today it is not working.
   Windows is like that.

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   To have no errors
   Would be life without meaning.
   No struggle, no joy...

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   You step in the stream,
   but the water has moved on.
   This page is not here.

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   No keyboard present.
   Hit F1 to continue.
   Zen engineering?

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   Hal, open the file.
   Hal, open the damn file, Hal.
   open the, please Hal...

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   Out of memory.
   We wish to hold the whole sky,
   But we never will.

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   Having been erased,
   The document you're seeking
   Must now be retyped.

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   The ten thousand things
   How long do any persist?
   Netscape, too, has gone.

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   Rather than a beep
   Or a rude error message,
   These words: "File not found."

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   Serious error.
   All shortcuts have disappeared.
   Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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