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THE BULLFROG

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking around
she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She went to the
counter and questioned the clerk: "I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but
all of yours are so expensive", she said.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50. Would
you like to see it?"

"$50? For a frog?" asked the woman.

The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs." Well, the woman
did not particularly enjoy giving head, so she thought this was a heck of a
deal. She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely enjoy, and she'd never have
to do that again. The woman decided to buy the frog. She took it home to
her husband and explained the strange gift. Of course, the husband was a
bit skeptical, but said for sure he'd try it out that night.

The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing her husband wouldn't
bother her. Around two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans
banging around in the kitchen. She got up to go see what was going on. When
she got to the kitchen she saw her husband and the frog, sitting at the
kitchen table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks.

"What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?" asked the
woman.

The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook,
your ass is outta here!"


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