MORE MEN-BASHING JOKES

   What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? 
   Castrated.
   
   Why do so many women fake orgasm? 
   Because so many men fake foreplay!
   
   What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? 
   Men always miss them.
   
   Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" 
   God says, "So you would love her." 
   "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" 
   God replies, "So she would love you."
   
   What did the man say to his wife after she told him that he was a 
   lousy lover?  "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"
   
   Why did God create man? 
   Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
   
   Why is food better than men? 
   Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
   
   What do you call a woman without an asshole? 
   Divorced. 
   
   How do you keep a man from wanting sex? 
   Marry him.