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DEAR ANN LANDERS,

I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy.  My parents live in the suburb of Seatown
and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is married to an
Australian.  My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana, and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Auckland.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
Mt. Eden Prison, Auckland, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the
other currently being held in the Wellington remand center on charges of incest
with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in
Christchurch, and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a Brothel,
however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an
STD.  We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilizing her knowledge
of the industry working as the manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team.  Although I
would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off
the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the
family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.  Should I tell her
about my brother-in-law being employed by Microsoft?


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